Spielberg should be directing it, or perhaps Richard Curtis. Off the Bahamas a dolphinologist and an artificial intelligence specialist thrown together on board The Stenella are this summer developing a piece of hi-tech gadgetry that will, if it works, fulfil the 1960s' vision of talking to dolphins – and, if he shows up, ET as well.

In other words, it's not real or important unless some Hollywood hack is directing it?  Maybe the first thing the dolphins would say is "leave us the fu*! alone!" To read the rest of this irritating crap, click here.