Peer-Reviewed Pseudo-Science Paper

   http://www.space.com/14416-crackpot-theory-reveals-dark-side-peer-review.html

   http://www.scribd.com/doc/79411076/Theory-of-the-Origin-Evolution-And-Nature-of-Life

   "Thus, as modeled by the ohiogyre, quantized macrophoton influx induces
   macroelectrogyre oscillation between excited and ground states, explaining
   both the periodicity of planetary orbit and why a planet does not
   gravitationally collapse into a star. Finally, as with atomic orbitals,
   in planetary orbits, the attractorepulsive effects diminish the further
   away from the macrophoton singularity. The macroelectrogyre predicts
   that increased size and slower orbit of distal planets relative to
   proximalones (as in the Solar System) corresponds to the composition,
   length, and stability of macroelectronexuses."

Laputan word salad.