It's been a little more than a year since Dan Smith, the eccentric friend of CIA's Ron Pandolfi, mentioned "the White House Hamsters."

And then Dan added that Ron only works with "Afghan hamsters."

When Ron emailed me that Dan had probably concluded that the hamsters were probably 'aliens' -- given Dan's propensity to use Ron's position and friendship to promote his own belief in the eschatological implications of the government's 'phenomena problems' -- I ran with the story and wrote a tongue in cheek expose' inspired by Jon Ronson's 'Ron' reference in his book The Men Who Stare at Goats.

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