The Chelsea UFO theories have been deflated.

The mysterious objects that hovered over West 23rd Street on Wednesday were almost certainly errant party balloons.

And they came not from Mars, but Mount Vernon.

"It was just a freak thing. Frankly, I'm shocked by it," said Angela Freeman, head of the Milestone School in the Westchester suburb, where the cluster of balloons was inadvertently launched.

"The kids had an engagement party for a teacher, and a mother brought four dozen balloons, and she's coming through the door. It is very windy in Mount Vernon. Suddenly, 12 of the balloons let loose."

I've seen a number of videos of the event.  And what I saw in those videos, were NOT balloons, IMO.  But if we can simply blame it all on some school kids, then anyone who contests that MSM "official explanation" will just be looked upon as another tin foil hatted fool.  Once again, this just proves to me that here is no limit to the depths the MSM will plumb to sell their crap to a willing and dumbed downed public.  To read the rest of this Faux News garbage, click here.