In space, no one can smell the drifting interstellar cloud of patchouli oil or catch the cosmic hacky sack. It turns out to be a crucial human failing, if a group of retired Air Force officers is to be believed. The officers say they’ve encountered UFOs, and surmise that the space creatures are trying to tell an obstinate human race to abandon its nuclear weapons. That’s right: Earth is being monitored by intergalactic hippies.

More in your face negatively biased crap. But this is to be expected from a rag as tired as Wired.  Are all these MSM hacks reading from the same lame script?  To read the rest of this frivolous garbage, click here.